Sheepdog Puns

A list of puns related to "Sheepdog"

What do you get when you breed a cantaloupe with a Scottish Sheepdog?

A melon-collie baby.

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👤︎ u/OccamsBeard
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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👤︎ u/Light_bulbnz
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?

Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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👤︎ u/HolyCheezuzSonOfCod
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Sheepdog: Yep, that’s 40 sheep there. Farmer: What, there should be only 37?

Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Sheepdog: That's all 50 sheep Shepherd: What? We should have only 47

Sheepdog: I know, I rounded them up

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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A sheepdog tells the farmer he's going to round up the sheep and comes back with 50 sheep and the farmer says "We only have 48 sheep."

The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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What do you give a sheepdog after they put on a good show?

A round of a-paws.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Shepherd: Did you get all the sheep in?

Sheepdog: Yep. All 30 of them.

Shepherd: We've only got 28 sheep.

Sheepdog: I rounded them up.

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👤︎ u/pelipar
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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👤︎ u/Light_bulbnz
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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