At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
...are dogs.
His dog is not as bad.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
Guttendog
Yesterday he brought a dog along
But it's really just a doggy shag story.
Guten Dog!
He caught me stealing a sheep from his farm in DΓΌsseldorf.
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
Me:This is my grandpa, he use to be a boxer Grandpa: yeah, but now I am a German Shepherd
My wife called me up from the animal shelter the other day wanting to adopt a dog. Since money is tight current, I specifically said "0 canine". Now I'm the proud owner of 9 German shepherd pups and will from now on pronounce "0" as "Zero".
It was sometime last year that my girlfriend at the time and I were walking on a local public trail with her German Shepherd. She had always been very adamant about my jokes having a "dadness" to them but I always brushed it off until this day.
As we're walking, a lady and her two kids go to pass us going the other way on a narrow part of the trail and I say:
"Don't worry, she's friendly...(smirk level at maximum)...oh and the dog is too."
My girlfriend facepalms and the lady chuckles and says, "It's like we brought your father with us, huh kids?"
Girlfriend enthusiastically says, "See! Not funny dad jokes!"
From that day on I acknowledged my dad jokes as what they are but to this day I refuse to believe they aren't funny. And I guess that's my introductory post to this subreddit.
My Dad's been having a lot of trouble with a German Shepherd that's been taking a shit on his garden every morning. This morning the cheeky bugger even brought his dog with him.
