I'm a border collie. My master says that my main purpose is to gather sheep for him.
That's what I herd, anyway.
You don’t have to tell a Border Collie something twice
They herd you the first time.
I just bought a border collie.
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
You’ll have to forgive my border collie
She’s a little ruff around the edges
What do you get when you mix a border collie and a cantaloupe?
A melancholy.
Need help with a pun - Border Collie
I've been thinking about puns including Border Collies for a while now, but can't really find any apart from some "borderline" puns. Any Ideas, Guys?
Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?
Because they act like they always herd you.
The blank face of the vet said it all . . .
While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"
