Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?

True story.

My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millia13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I really hate wearing this wool sweater that my wife bought for me.

It makes me feel sheepish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
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On which side does the sheep have most wool?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea-rrific
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Where does steel wool come from?

Sheep metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sean_mmars
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I once ate a wool ball

I shit you knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SAW_eX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why can't the police catch the wool

It's on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.

It's my sheer Will power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidwave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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On my Wedding Day, I’m going to wear wool socks

In case I get cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiSlimThicc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGreenThumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?

With shear determination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harshal_777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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How did early people discover wool?

By shear coincidence

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Have you any wool?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omhaf_eieio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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I simply had to purchase the new hat of matted wool!

It felt great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I always use a piece of wool as kindling.

It's a sheep way to start a fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loke98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Why do sheep want to get rid of their wool

For the sheer fun of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antek_kotlet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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What did the Spanish teacher say when wearing her new wool Christmas sweater?

Fleece navidad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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People that hand make wool sweaters are part of a tight knit group.
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Did you hear how the farmer got so much wool from his sheep this year?

It was shear luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctureas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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What did the man say to his seamstress when he discovered a hole in his wool sweater?

"Aw, darn it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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How many bags of wool did Baba give Mr. T?

Three bags fool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadVudu_12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.

Sarong, but felt so right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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My favorite pair of wool socks have a hole in them...

Darn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnonymous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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Hey Dad! Where's the steel wool?

On the steel wool shelf, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambda_red
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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