On which side does the sheep have most wool?
The outside
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
Where does steel wool come from?
Sheep metal.
Why can't the police catch the wool
It's on the lamb
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.
It's my sheer Will power.
On my Wedding Day, Iβm going to wear wool socks
In case I get cold feet
Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
How did early people discover wool?
By shear coincidence
I simply had to purchase the new hat of matted wool!
It felt great!
How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?
With shear determination
I always use a piece of wool as kindling.
It's a sheep way to start a fire
What did the Spanish teacher say when wearing her new wool Christmas sweater?
Fleece navidad!
Why do sheep want to get rid of their wool
For the sheer fun of it
People that hand make wool sweaters are part of a tight knit group.
Did you hear how the farmer got so much wool from his sheep this year?
It was shear luck
How many bags of wool did Baba give Mr. T?
Three bags fool!
What did the man say to his seamstress when he discovered a hole in his wool sweater?
"Aw, darn it!"
I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.
Sarong, but felt so right.
My favorite pair of wool socks have a hole in them...
Darn it.
Hey Dad! Where's the steel wool?
On the steel wool shelf, son!
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.
