The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What do you call a lost wolf?

A Where-Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Me: Omg there's a wolf!

Wife: Where?

Me: No, the regular kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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I taught my pet wolf how to meditate...

Now he's aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyLoramAtWork
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What do you call a wolf that meditates?

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maidenHELL6669
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?

Flammable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?

A woolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_test_team
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I taught my pet wolf how to meditate

Yeah. Now he's aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I found a pine tree that identified as a wolf.

It was a firry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf?

Where wolf!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What happens when you teach a wolf to meditate?

It becomes AWARE wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?

A woolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITookYourGP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Produced by Dick Wolf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrDoozy10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a lost wolf?

.... a where - wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_clickhere_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a well informed wolf ?

Aware_wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a wolf that meditates during a full moon?

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmmoore143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowardflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf

Aware-wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NrG_potato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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After reading this you might be an aware-wolf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/straight-boomin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the wolf meditate?

To become aware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What did the wolf say when he wanted to leave for a trip?

Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww

(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a wolf that models suits?

A wear wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie

they don’t make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxxwan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a lost wolf?

A Wherewolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLGoodwin1990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I taught a wolf to meditate

Now he’s aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomDucki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Uh, where? Wolf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddh85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a Wolf that pays attention.

Aware Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddiioonnaa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a wolf who owns a shop?

A ware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathskrieg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What kind of bed time stories does the big bad wolf tell his kids?

Hairy Tails!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaphpath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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A wolf walks into a taxi

the driver asks: "where wolf?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What do you call a careful wolf ?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What's scarier than a were wolf?

A herewolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A wolf goes costume shopping...

He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions

It must have been a Where Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ripinreality
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What's a wolf's favorite tree?

A LU-PINE!

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What do you call a lost wolf?

A where-wolf

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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what do you call a lost wolf?

a where-wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_se7en_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do you call a lost wolf?

A where wolf

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgullj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a Lost wolf?

A where-wolf

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNoTSaRCaStIc420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

πŸ‘︎ 56
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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