The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
What do you call a lost wolf?
Me: Omg there's a wolf!
Wife: Where?
Me: No, the regular kind.
I taught my pet wolf how to meditate...
What do you call a wolf that meditates?
If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
I found a pine tree that identified as a wolf.
What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf?
What happens when you teach a wolf to meditate?
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf
After reading this you might be an aware-wolf
What did the wolf say when he wanted to leave for a trip?
Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww
(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)
What do you call a wolf that models suits?
now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie
Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?
He's just looking for a pack.
What do you call a wolf who owns a shop?
What kind of bed time stories does the big bad wolf tell his kids?
What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?
What's scarier than a were wolf?
A wolf goes costume shopping...
He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him.
The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions
It must have been a Where Wolf
What's a wolf's favorite tree?
I taught my pet wolf how to meditate
Yeah. Now he's aware wolf
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
What do you call a lost wolf?
What do you call a well informed wolf ?
What do you call a wolf that meditates during a full moon?
What do you call a wolf that has things figured out
What do you call a lost wolf?
Why did the wolf meditate?
what do you call a lost wolf?
What do you call a lost wolf?
I taught a wolf to meditate
What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf?
What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out
What do you call a lost wolf?
What do you call a Wolf that pays attention.
What do you call a Lost wolf?
A wolf walks into a taxi
the driver asks: "where wolf?"
What do you call a careful wolf ?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
What do you call a careful wolf?
What do you call a careful wolf?
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