What do you call a wolf that meditates?
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What do you call a wolf in sheepβs clothing?
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What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf?
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What happens when you teach a wolf to meditate?
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What do you call a lost wolf?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Produced by Dick Wolf
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︎ Nov 08 2020
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined itβs momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
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What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf
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︎ Jul 07 2020
After reading this you might be an aware-wolf
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What did the wolf say when he wanted to leave for a trip?
Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww
(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do you call a wolf that models suits?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?
He's just looking for a pack.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What do you call a wolf who owns a shop?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What kind of bed time stories does the big bad wolf tell his kids?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?
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︎ May 13 2020
Uh, where? Wolf.
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
A wolf goes costume shopping...
He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What's scarier than a were wolf?
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︎ May 10 2019
The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions
It must have been a Where Wolf
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︎ Nov 28 2019
What's a wolf's favorite tree?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
What is a wolf's favorite leafy green?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a well informed wolf ?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I taught a wolf to meditate.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a wolf that meditates during a full moon?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
what do you call a lost wolf?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What do you call a lost wolf?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why did the wolf meditate?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you call a wolf that has things figured out
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What do you call a lost wolf?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What do you call a lost wolf?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out
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What do you call a Wolf that pays attention.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you call a Lost wolf?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I taught a wolf to meditate
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︎ Dec 30 2019
A wolf walks into a taxi
the driver asks: "where wolf?"
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︎ May 27 2020
What do you call a careful wolf ?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What do you call a careful wolf?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a careful wolf?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I taught a wolf to meditate.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What do you call a careful wolf?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What do you call a careful wolf?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What do you call a wolf that meditates?
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