Beauty and the Beast is a great story about a beast who is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever but gets...

saved by the Belle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
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What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?

A supreme leader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaelp667
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Booty and the Beast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ochipapo
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What's the beast's favorite restaurant?

Taco Belle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyNugget17
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If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South

Because she's a Southern Belle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagleeatworld
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I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast

Oh wait. I'm obese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.

The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize

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Beast-Man gets off a revenge pun. youtu.be/gmfzKotk2hE?t=64…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noumenon72
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What award did Gaston of Beauty and The Beast won?

The No Belle prize

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What is The Beast's favorite lunch meat?

Belle-oney!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Gaston from Beauty and the Beast...

Winner of the No-Belle prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
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Why does the Beast always make Cogsworth stand guard?

He makes a great watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zanna_M
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Belle shouldn't have chosen the Beast. The other guy was a much better cook.

He had experience in molecular Gastonomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marimbawe
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...

Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/businessmantis
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I saw a mystical beast with an interesting thing on it's head...

It was a unique horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmytodd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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A "Beast-ie" Boys pun
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Gaston from Beauty and the Beast...

Winner of the No-Belle prize.

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