My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?

Good gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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There’s a new drama featuring herbivore doctors...

It’s called Graze Anatomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What did the plant say to the herbivore?

Leaf me alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsmartvincent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but i've never seen herbivore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan

It's like I never knew herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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My wife became a Vegan recently

She’s changed a lot and it’s like I’ve never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amersyam
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...

It’s like I’d never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_morgarita_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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A lady just told me she recognised me from the vegetarian restaurant...

But I'm pretty sure I never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus.

In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1901pies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me

I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I thought this book I've just bought about farming would be a nice simple read..

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I want to tell you about a girl that ate plants

but you've probably never heard of herbivore!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.

I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestateofflow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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I went to my local all you can eat buffet...

And there was this girl that was only choosing vegetables?

I thought, i never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.

I'd never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan22000044
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....

Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend

Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My wife says she’s got a friend that only eats vegetables.

Not sure if it’s true, I haven’t met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I became a vegetarian

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

So I said lettuce eat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanze03
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Very few people know about the first ever female vegan

Nobody has heard of herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...

"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingKaikster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Did I ever tell you about the girl that only ate plants?

I can't believe I never mentioned herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but I’ve never met herbivore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaxnhobo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbra
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SST_06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcsweepin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...

I'm sure I never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club

But i swear ive never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I wanna tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants...

But you’ve probably never heard of herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y_U_SO_MAD_BRO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My wife changed a lot since becoming a vegan..

It's like I've never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.

I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BucketHatManReni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.

But I never met herbivore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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There's a vegan girl over there

Are you sure you haven't met herbivore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy__East
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me

But I've never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimalMusk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.

He had never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I want to tell you all about this girl who only eats plants...

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slammogram
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Did I tell you about the girl who only eats plants?

You've probably never heard of herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadofTamzin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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My wife has completely changed since she went vegan

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memer69lolnice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan

It's like I had never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarSB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club.

However I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
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