Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.

They form the basis of standup comedy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/agsederq
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Most people think that the word โ€œQueueโ€ is just the letter โ€œQโ€ followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.

They are just waiting their turn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HarshMillennium
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My roommate pointed out a guy running in a bike line while we were driving.

Her: Doesn't he need to be on a bike?

Me: Well...he is bipedal.

Cue groan.

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