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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrongsphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Can a dinosaur pun be funny?

You bet jurrasic an

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
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What do you call a guy who makes to many dinosaur puns?

A Dino-bore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseballmagic505
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Dinosaur Puns [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry-at-Nothing
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The joy of dinosaur puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/codevoid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!

Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!

Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus

Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl

Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops

John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn

Charles + ??? = ???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizarlicious
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Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l1r2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You would get Jurasskicked!

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Which dinosaur survived extinction and is now found in farmer's fields?

The T-rac-tor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RightlyKnightly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?

A velociWraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podfather2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dynamite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eliaskrieuwywufkr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses?

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imustrun580
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?

Do-you-think-he-sarus?

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What do you call a dinosaur without gold?

A dinosr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyExplores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that writes books?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur who can no longer fart?

Extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dq72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseakkay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap.

Cause they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?

Doyathinkesaurus Rex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How do dinosaurs like their steak?

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerroristGoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls

...I said Pgigadactyls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOldGods37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who stalks its prey by cunning stealth?

Nobodysaurus

...I'll get my coat (again)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
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What do you call a dinosaur’s fart?

A blast from the past

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

Well I don't know but the Dinomite I guess

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What? If i can tell you an awesome dinosaur joke..?

.. Well, you bet Jurassican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
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The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur

but it just was a fossil arm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Dinosaur puns are Pteroble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call an exploding dinosaur???

Dinomite

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Why can't a dinosaur clap?

Because it's dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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