What did the triceratops tow with his tow truck?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What happens after a triceratops works out?
It gets dino-sore
Triceratops (X-post from /r/funny because it's brilliant)
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom
Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.
Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"
If at first you donβt succeed as a dinosaur
Tri tri triceratops
Dinosaur
What type of pants does a triceratops wear?
Tricera-bottoms!
Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!
Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!
Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus
Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl
Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops
John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn
Charles + ??? = ???
