32 Hilarious Tyrannosaurus Puns

Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne

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👤︎ u/cREDBARON

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..

They called him tywalkosaurus

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👤︎ u/TheChoosed_One

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.

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👤︎ u/bushelsofbadapples

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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What do you call a tyrannosaurus that doesn't roar or stomp?

A subtlety rex.

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👤︎ u/Jnorberisapseudonym

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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What do you call it when a Tyrannosaurus gets into a car crash?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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👤︎ u/Drsmiley72

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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Tyrannosaurus rex eggs are tough to break out of.

It makes a little dino sore.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66

📅︎ May 06 2019

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What does a Tyrannosaurus Rex get when he contracts an STD?

Dino-sores.

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👤︎ u/andyraf

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap?

It's extinct.

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👤︎ u/adamaster7

📅︎ Feb 16 2017

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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👤︎ u/l1r2

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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👤︎ u/Caddiss_jc

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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TIL about the big pile ups on the Cretaceous highway.

They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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👤︎ u/suamigojose

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Do you guys know about that dumb "Sore Us" marathon for charity?

You're supposed to run until you can't anymore or something like that...? I was thinking of trying one out but honestly I don't know how good I'd do I'm an awful runner...

My friend Tyrell tried one last year and said it was the hardest thing he'd ever done...

I still can't believe Tyrannosaurus

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👤︎ u/DracoREXXX

📅︎ May 11 2020

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What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?

Tyrannosaurus Chex

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👤︎ u/Crfxl

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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What do you call a Spanish speaking dinosaur?

Tyrannosaurus Mex

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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👤︎ u/EyeWunderY

📅︎ Jul 22 2019

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How does a dinosaur pay his bills?

With tyrannosaurus checks.

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👤︎ u/Slynn_33

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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What did the triceratops tow with his tow truck?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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👤︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

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What do you call a dinosaur who always brags about how rich he is?

A Tyrannosaurus-Flex.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey

📅︎ Dec 22 2018

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What’s it called when two dinosaurs reproduce?

Tyrannosaurus Sex

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👤︎ u/Pilot_Scott

📅︎ Jun 17 2019

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What do you call a dinosaur that goes to the gym?

Tyrannosaurus pecks

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👤︎ u/kzab81

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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Today I met a dinosaur that likes to brag a lot

He was a tyrannosaurus flex

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👤︎ u/Time_Traveling_Panda

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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Here's a dad joke about an extinct race

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks

I regret this

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👤︎ u/iPwn6S1

📅︎ Oct 23 2018

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How do dinosaurs pay for their bills?

Tyrannosaurus Cheques.

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👤︎ u/bradderz958

📅︎ Nov 20 2018

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What dinosaur goes around destroying everything?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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👤︎ u/ryzikx

📅︎ Dec 26 2017

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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👤︎ u/podfather2000

📅︎ Dec 28 2020

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What do you call a car crash with dinosaurs?

A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

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👤︎ u/winnt7

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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What do you call a dinosaur that was in a car accident?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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👤︎ u/ArbitraryAlex

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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What do you call a poor-driving dinosaur?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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👤︎ u/denverblows

📅︎ Jul 19 2018

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How does a T-Rex pay its bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

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👤︎ u/rollingpeanut

📅︎ Oct 02 2018

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69

📅︎ Jun 11 2018

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What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?

Tyrannosaurus checks

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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What do Dinosaurs pay their bills with?

Tyrannosaurus Checks.

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👤︎ u/vengecore

📅︎ Aug 05 2017

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