Tyrannosaurus Rex Puns

A list of puns related to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"

Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.

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👤︎ u/bushelsofbadapples
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Tyrannosaurus rex eggs are tough to break out of.

It makes a little dino sore.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ May 06 2019
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What does a Tyrannosaurus Rex get when he contracts an STD?

Dino-sores.

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👤︎ u/andyraf
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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👤︎ u/Caddiss_jc
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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