Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
The United States is just like the rest of us
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
My girlfriend complained about her period.
I told her she was ovary-acting.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?
Whenever my wife's on her period, she does this weird thing where she calls me up and just exhales deeply…
It's probably her menstrual sigh call…