Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
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Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.

I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences

I suffer from premature punctuatio!n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...

***Pew***berty, in other words.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Without periods

The United States is just like the rest of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I asked my wife β€œWhat’s it like having to deal with periods?”

She said β€œI just go with the flow”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?

They gain wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My wife made a graph to track her periods.

It's a flow chart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hybridtheory1331
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?

A Bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?

Aftermeth

Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schwwish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1SGUST1PAT3D
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Llama58-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Periods aren't bad

Its just women's ovary acting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaurya_Jain
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?

Your ovary-acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaanman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I tried to name a period of 24 hours.

I had to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .

He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.

Then I called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoppablefish8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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So my girlfriend had her period today

Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Star_Lord98
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How often to female prisoners get their period?

Only at the end of their sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My daughter got scared when she had her first period

I told her it was an ovary action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkchaser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Electricians during this rough period...

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLeakestWink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasitsung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...

I re-Lent-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why do women only rap on their periods?

Because they have a mad flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattman8326
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?

They say she had a mean flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwan070
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?

Call it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?

Edomommy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirito_Beleren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.

It marks the end of his sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Periods are important.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstlawGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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My girlfriend complained about her period.

I told her she was ovary-acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx360NOSCOPExX420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilFSSOMG
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A period and a decimal use the same symbol

Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?

The orphanAGE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantzke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Whenever my wife's on her period, she does this weird thing where she calls me up and just exhales deeply…

It's probably her menstrual sigh call…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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