My wife always make a big deal out of her periods .
I'd say she is ovary-acting .
Would a movie about the invention of the Tampon be a... period piece?
What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
Ever heard about the woman who only did rap battles, when she was on her menstrual period?
They said she had a mean flow.....
There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....
Coming up with names for periods of time is really tiring.
The people who originally did it tried to figure out a word for a 24 hour period until sunset.
Then they just gave up and called it a day.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
The United States is just like the rest of us
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
My girlfriend complained about her period.
I told her she was ovary-acting.
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?