Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
A 15th century inventor created a device that when switched on, made every bell in the world cease to exist.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize.
The 21st century is now old enough to drink.
And you thought the sober years were bad
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
It’s the Melony of the century
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
“Oil on Canvas.”—- Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
“Oil on canvas”——Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
One of the greatest artists of the 20th century
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
They only started selling music in the 17th Century.
It was during the BAROQUE era!
This one's for them 9th century bois
If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...
...you'd have a Chopin List.
Did you hear that the founder of Tesla is going into 18th century firearms?
People in the 17th century were so baroque...
there was constant luting in the streets
Back in 20th century everybody thought we would land on Mars by 2021 ...
I guess hindsight is 2020 ..!
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
All work and no plague makes for a very different 13th Century.
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments
You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...
Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
What do you call a 14th century yesman?
I just finished reading the 17th century novel by Miguel de Cervantes about an ass who works lots of extra night shifts...
It was called Donkey O.T.
Did you hear about the peasants in the 14th century?
Their actions were revolting.