Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
It’s the Melony of the century
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
“Oil on Canvas.”—- Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
“Oil on canvas”——Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
One of the greatest artists of the 20th century
If smoking weed was illegal in the 8th century
you could get stoned for getting stoned
Dad Joke of the Century
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Dad: My wife's going into labor, and I don't know what to do.
Operator: Is this her first born?
Dad: No, this is her husband
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...
...you'd have a Chopin List.
Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
People in the 17th century were so baroque...
there was constant luting in the streets
They only started selling music in the 17th Century.
It was during the BAROQUE era!
Did you hear that the founder of Tesla is going into 18th century firearms?
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
This one's for them 9th century bois
Back in 20th century everybody thought we would land on Mars by 2021 ...
I guess hindsight is 2020 ..!
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments
All work and no plague makes for a very different 13th Century.
What do you call a 14th century yesman?
Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...
I just finished reading the 17th century novel by Miguel de Cervantes about an ass who works lots of extra night shifts...
It was called Donkey O.T.
Did you hear about the peasants in the 14th century?
Their actions were revolting.
today is the last day in the 21st century having consecutive prime numbers.
go on, you know you want to party like its 2099
TIL that the first recorded sandwich was made by the famous rabbi, Hillel the Elder, who lived during the 1st century B.C.
21st Century Nursery Rhymes
My dad decided classic nursery rhymes are too graphic for today's youth.
So he told my two year old daughter:
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And his winter wasn't half bad either.
What language were 19th-Century messages sent in?
What do you call an insect who urinates once a century?
Why did the 14th century physician drop out of medical school?
Because he had no sense of humors
The duel of the century
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly