Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it

It was a Wookie mistake

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?

With a wook-key.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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If you turn 18 this month, your parents brought in the new millennium with a bang. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Family got a Millennium Falcon rug for my birthday.


I call it the "Kessel Runner".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?

Milk and Wookies.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow you guys have no life

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Watching starwars with my 5 year old today.....

Episode 7.... First scene with the falcon....

Me: hey Rae, that ship is called the millennium falcon.

Him: is that because it falls before it flies?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I was watching the new Star Wars with my dad and he drops this one...

Leia says to Han, "Some things never change. You still drive me crazy."

And my dad turns to me with this stupid grin and says "It's pronounced the Millennium Falcon, not the 'me crazy'" And he just stared at me grinning while I cracked up in a crowded movie theater.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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A friend reminded me today of a joke I made 17 years ago when we were programmers

Due to the millennium bug all 3d modelling software has been rendered useless.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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