Request: Education Apocalypse puns

For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/No-tro
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I used to make terrible apocalypse puns.

But armageddon better at it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NeverBob
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My sister is freaked out by the Apocalypse.

She's an aponeurosis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hzrrrow
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So what if I donโ€™t know what apocalypse means?

Itโ€™s not the end of the world!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
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How did saltโ€™s friend survive the apocalypse

He was a doomsday pepper

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cadlinkr
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People are making apocalypse jokes

like there's no tomorrow.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/squidwardtentacles9
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The four musks of the apocalypse
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/joemama5lol
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I met a rancher who told me the apocalypse would soon be upon me.

Moments later an animal kissed me, thatโ€™s when I realized heโ€™d said the Alpaca lips would soon be upon me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hephsters
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โ€ชwhen youโ€™re using all your might to fight back the apocalypse but after a while youโ€™re like โ€œoh shit, Armageddon tiredโ€โ€ฌ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PowerMaster5000
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People talk about the apocalypse like itโ€™s the end of the world.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/freebird003
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Whatโ€™s the safest room in the house during zombie apocalypse?

The living room

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PLUMBUM2
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Where is the best place to hide under a Zombie apocalypse?

The living room

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/starhedgehog
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How did the musician survive a zombie apocalypse?

He bard his windows.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stunley
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Where is the safest place in your house during a zombie apocalypse?

The Living Room!

Credit goes to this old man at my job. He's full of em.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hadeon_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03 2018
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My wife told me she sometimes plans for an apocalypse

My wife and I have been watching The Walking Dead lately and while grocery shopping the other night, she said :

"Sometimes I make mental lists in my head on what I would need if there was ever an apocalypse. Is that weird?"

I replied with, "not at all. I have some too. They're my apocalists"

I thought the apocalypse had begun after the way she rolled her eyes at that one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thaonlyscarface
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Even during the apocalypse... [x-post from r/thewalkingdead]
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/billburman
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Apocalypse Now

Watching TV at my parent's house with my wife a couple of weeks ago.

Commercial comes on advertising the Apocalypse now movie, my dad mentions it and then says

Dad: that was a good movie, did you guys ever see it?

Wife: nope, never seen it!

Dad: oh you should watch it, then watch the remake of it they made a few years later, they re-cast the whole movie with only black people. pauses for dramatic moment It's called A-packa-lips-now

Wife: what...

Awkward pause for maybe two seconds, I chuckled, my mom rolled her eyes and then my wife finally got it.

She nearly died laughing

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What do you call a soft drink readying for the apocalypse?

Dr. Prepper

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BrokenMasterpiece
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I asked my dad if he wanted to see Apocalypse Now

"What? Can't we see it tomorrow?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoogieK
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Who really cares if I don't know what apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jedispartan
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I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CharlieMcGeeFan
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maybeitskatie
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People are making apocalypse jokes

Like thereโ€™s no tomorrow

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrDorkside
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People are making apocalypse jokes

like there's no tomorrow.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Paladium9999
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So what if I don't know what the word 'Apocalypse' means?

Is it really the end of the world?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dadjokesig
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โ€œDad, I donโ€™t know what apocalypse means.โ€

Itโ€™s ok, son. Itโ€™s not the end of the world.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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People are making apocalypse jokes like...

There is no tomorrow

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N0B0dyyy
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People are making jokes about the apocalypse

Like there's no tomorrow!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheDemeisen
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I do not know the meaning of the word apocalypse, but so what?

...it's not the end of the world.

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