For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p
But armageddon better at it.
She's an aponeurosis.
Itβs not the end of the world!
He was a doomsday pepper
like there's no tomorrow.
Moments later an animal kissed me, thatβs when I realized heβd said the Alpaca lips would soon be upon me.
The living room
The living room
He bard his windows.
The Living Room!
Credit goes to this old man at my job. He's full of em.
My wife and I have been watching The Walking Dead lately and while grocery shopping the other night, she said :
"Sometimes I make mental lists in my head on what I would need if there was ever an apocalypse. Is that weird?"
I replied with, "not at all. I have some too. They're my apocalists"
I thought the apocalypse had begun after the way she rolled her eyes at that one.
Watching TV at my parent's house with my wife a couple of weeks ago.
Commercial comes on advertising the Apocalypse now movie, my dad mentions it and then says
Dad: that was a good movie, did you guys ever see it?
Wife: nope, never seen it!
Dad: oh you should watch it, then watch the remake of it they made a few years later, they re-cast the whole movie with only black people. pauses for dramatic moment It's called A-packa-lips-now
Wife: what...
Awkward pause for maybe two seconds, I chuckled, my mom rolled her eyes and then my wife finally got it.
She nearly died laughing
Dr. Prepper
"What? Can't we see it tomorrow?"
It's not the end of the world
Like thereβs no tomorrow
like there's no tomorrow.
Is it really the end of the world?
Itβs ok, son. Itβs not the end of the world.
There is no tomorrow
Like there's no tomorrow!
...it's not the end of the world.
