A list of puns related to "Prophecy"
Due to unforeseen circumstances
An Apollo-jist
But you probably Reddit
Edit: Holy Crap I Wrote this last night as a joke and DID not expect it to blow up, thanks for the silver my dude.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
It's Dinner time-
3y.o.: "Papa you spoon." ( which translates to - please feed me).
Me: "You spoon, I'm busy forking."
3y.o.: "Papa, fork yourself."
edit- Thank you for all the love. Forgot to mention the 3y.o. in question is a she.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
"I just had the weirdest dream, and I can't make any sense of it."
Mrs Claus sits up and replies "Why don't you tell me about it dear?"
"They're I am, doing the Christmas eve rounds, checking in on the workers and I see one of them topping up the sleigh with gas. It's just routine work, but it woke me up tonight. What do you make of it?"
"Oh I see," Mrs Claus says, "very interesting."
"Well?" Santa says expectantly.
"This is a classic example of an elf fuel filling prophecy."
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
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