What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?

An Apollo-jist

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📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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Santa wakes in a start and turns to Mrs Claus

"I just had the weirdest dream, and I can't make any sense of it."

Mrs Claus sits up and replies "Why don't you tell me about it dear?"

"They're I am, doing the Christmas eve rounds, checking in on the workers and I see one of them topping up the sleigh with gas. It's just routine work, but it woke me up tonight. What do you make of it?"

"Oh I see," Mrs Claus says, "very interesting."

"Well?" Santa says expectantly.

"This is a classic example of an elf fuel filling prophecy."

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👤︎ u/djott3r
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Did anyone foresee all of these posts about moths?

I'm looking for the moth-meme prophecies

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