All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's the most popular spice in hell?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold

Guess that's why they call it paradice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rengar_Downey_Jr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...

Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Kid: It’s hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?

Dad: There’s no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!

Aren’t men allowed to laugh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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hell yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Would need one hell of a wig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?

That's last time I buy off-brand tires...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Hell wigs out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travislaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I think there’s a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because he’s always trolling animal rights activists.

Dante’s in fur now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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HuaWei to hell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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It sure would be one hell of a confusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krishgiria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call old people in hell?

Sinner citizens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cry_baby_27
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

He said: "I heaven't"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getroastednibba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked β€œWhat the hell are you doing?”

He said, β€œLike everyone else, I’m working from home.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:

Pair of dice, LOST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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β€œMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hell”

I asked in response if she thought it was β€œBirth-while”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemmeticklethatpp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Hell-O
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunedune
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..

... But hey !! Take a look at me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"

I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Church is boring as hell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayunami2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond

meat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldb477
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi0_B1lly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Thats one hell of a beeard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamys123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?

Him: No, I told you I’ll be home by a quarter of twelve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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There is one hell of a difference between bent and hellbent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I’m going to hell for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azmodius666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I'm going to hell but I at least had fun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbiterInqui
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I know a woman who has committed herself to cleaning other peoples’ homes indefinitely, and makes a hell of a lot of money for it.

She’s maid for life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What you get when you play the song "walk with me in hell" at double speed?

"Sprint with me in hell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaicnaan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why are there gates to heaven and hell?

Because people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midget-boi2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If a cow died and went to hell, who would greet it?

Moocifer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrotalBlossom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoBro91234
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Sister: Why the hell am I still down here?

Me: That's how gravity works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritSarcasm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyplex81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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You'll get your money in hell!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Lenney
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasplitz14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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