What kind of plants do they grow in Hell?
Purga Trees.
So my sister's wedding was yesterday....
I was in dad joke purgatory last night and all day yesterday. I may or not have been a little drunk but my dad and all my uncles had the best jokes.
For one my dad came to change in my hotel room where my girlfriend and I were already changing. He hangs is tuxedo and everything on a ceiling fan a few minutes pass and he's got his pants on so I go looking for his suspenders and I can't find them and I ask him where they are and he looks me dead in the eyes," oh they're still suspended".. And starts laughing to himself...
