Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What is the difference between a Protestant & a Catholic church?
A Catholic church is full of gild!
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
The Catholic Church announced it is creating an MMO
Massively Multiprayer Online
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︎ Nov 20 2020
The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, βIβve just done a silent fart. What should I do?β
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?
They use papal transactions
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call 2000 pounds of bones?
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︎ Jun 30 2021
What are Pastafarian churches called?
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Why donβt catholic priest talk about molestation in the church?
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︎ May 14 2020
Did you know that Mortal Kombat is based on a Scandinavian church song?
More precisely, a Finnish Hymn.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
The Catholic walked into a beauty shop and asked:
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︎ Jun 29 2021
What do you call a Middle Eastern penny pincher?
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Why did the 9V battery get kicked out of church?
Because they were holding an AA Meeting
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Did you know? I certainly didnβt but, that game βMortal Combatβ was originally based upon a very old Scandinavian church song.
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
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︎ Jun 25 2021
An elderly couple is in a church. The wife says to the husband βIβve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?β
The husband says βChange the battery in your hearing aid.β
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︎ Jun 04 2021
My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
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︎ May 28 2021
You cant blame middle eastern spices when things go wrong.
After all, they're only cumin.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
What do you call a church on the beach?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.
One could say he was cannonized,
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︎ Feb 08 2019
In a Protestant church.
I saw a large metal contraption with smoke coming from it.
I asked "Is that an organ?"
They said "No, it's a catholic converter."
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︎ Jun 13 2021
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countriesβ¦
I was like. Oman, I donβt know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
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︎ May 01 2021
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
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︎ Jun 09 2021
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
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︎ May 17 2021
How do the sisters feel about the latest sex scandal in the Catholic Church?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.
Well thatβs bazaar, I thought.
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︎ May 31 2021
There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
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︎ May 24 2021
Did you know...
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, many Sunday worshippers will give casino chips instead of cash when the offering plate is passed around. Since the churches get chips from so many different casinos, they have devised a way to collect the offerings. They send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
So I went to church and looked around for people
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︎ May 16 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
When the church relocated ...
it had an organ transplant.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
For some time now, the Church of Scientology has been trying to prevent one of its most outspoken members from saying anything too embarrassing.
They call it βCruise Controlβ.
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︎ Jun 14 2021
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What would you call the leader of the Catholic Church if he lived in the arctic?
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︎ Jun 11 2018
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call Batman that skips church?
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︎ May 06 2021
In the church of the workshop...
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︎ Apr 26 2021
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the countryβs eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I went on a date with a catholic woman yesterday.
I tried to have a nice conversation, flirt, and enjoy our dinner, but she was having nun of it.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
According to the catholic church, Popeye has blessed sight.
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︎ Mar 12 2017
Did you know the Mortal Kombat theme song actually comes from a Scandinavian church song?
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︎ May 25 2021
An artillery captain was made a saint in the Catholic Church.
One could say he was cannonized.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Itβs called a βFinnish Hymnβ.
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︎ May 28 2021
Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?
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︎ May 31 2021
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ May 12 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian church song?
A Finnish Hymn, if you would
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