As today marks my fathers passing here is his greatest...

Sitting passed out in his chair in the nursing home, dying from Alzheimer's disease, my father the Lutheran pastor farts as loud as can be and looks up tiredly and says.. "What'd that asshole say?"

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📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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Broke out a classic driving my son to Confirmation class at out church.

Why do Lutherans smell?

They enjoy sitting in their own pew.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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