The Catholic Church announced it is creating an MMO

Massively Multiprayer Online

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wofguy3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I’m a lapsed Catholic.

I ran rings around the Pope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?

A dope pope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hewbard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.

The pay per see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A catholic priest walked into the wrong congregation

There was mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What did french God say to the Catholics?

Je suis christ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenyattatron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A Catholic priest will always be a Catholic until he goes on a pilgrimage....

...then He becomes a Roamin' Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Lost a race to a catholic lady in long robes today

I thought I was the fastest, turns out I’m second to nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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How many f***s does a catholic sister give?

Nun.

[Inspired by Netflix - Warrior Nun]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nLych
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?

They use papal transactions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?

Pew! Pew! Pew!...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-A
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the Catholic say to the Hindu?

Your karma ran over my dogma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!

He said he found an infected mass.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluchel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?

A pope tart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleB_127
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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How do we know that atoms are Catholic?

Because they have mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a Catholic priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father in law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexshinoda117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Why don’t catholic priest talk about molestation in the church?

It’s a touchy subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dose172
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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If Catholic holy women wear Converse tennis shoes...

...are they nun chucks?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinrhurst
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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How can a Catholic get out of jail?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVKD14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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How many catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astronautredlight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If you don’t get why catholics have dirty foreheads today...

Why don’t you just ash them?

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What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?

Marilyn Nunroe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenJF
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CATholic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.

He’s a mass murderer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'm not Catholic but...

I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Putins_Kumquat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I stopped returning calls and texting back the local catholic priest...

You could say I holy ghosted him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kotetsu454
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgyTeenMeem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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what's a catholic's favorite chord

gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperChicken95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A Catholic High School had a legendary American football program

Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.

Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.

One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.

As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintMeerkat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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As a Catholic I don't feel familiar around mosques.

They just don't ring any bells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koala_J
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I narrowly lost a race to a female catholic.

I was second to nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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How does a Catholic gun sound when used to shoot?

Pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a catholic that often gets lost

A Roman Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobdel1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I'm a catholic

I've been addicted to cats my whole life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why can't Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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For Spanish Catholics removing Christ from Christmas should mean more to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why was the Catholic priest so fit?

He exorcised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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A Catholic High School had a legendary American football team. Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily…

Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.

Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.

One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.

As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.

The next day, the headline

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb

Nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shenalord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Did you know that atoms are Catholic?

They have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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