To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.

Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfox2k
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If anyone on Facebook posts β€œHe has risen”

Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
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My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...

But I’ve never heard of that religion before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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How do you make Holy Water?

You Boil the Hell out of it.

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A brief history of time pieces

During the early days of Catholicism there was a huge uproar about the pocket watches that the elite class started carrying to tell time.

The conservative religious leadership at the time determined it to be heresy.

They rounded up anyone wearing watches made by the prominent inventors and burned them and their heretical time pieces.

They were considered some of the most beautiful watches ever made by man but now it is believed that none exist. Although, many historians and collectors still look for them.

Some people just want a watch the world burned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solomonsaysgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What religion do cats follow?

CATholicism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guntanis
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Similarity Between Religions

My Calculus Professor dad joked us the other day by saying.

"There is not much difference between Judaism and Catholicism, one has wandering Jews and the other has Roman Catholics."

The whole class groaned.

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