Saint Puns

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

St. Francis of a CC

I walk into the saints locker room with a canister They ask “what is it” I say “For Brees” (Awful I know)

He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."

Yves Saint Laurent

Saint Cristobal

Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

The first person says “I was a doctor, I saved lives.” St. Peter lets him in.

The second person says “I was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of children”. St Peter lets him in.

The third says “I was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.”

St. Peter says “ok, but you’ll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.”

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

St. Ray

Santa Claws

One could say he was cannonized,

It is St.Fu.

Now if you want one you have to get a Minnesota

Call me Guaca-holy.

People started calling him Jurassic Mark.

St.ew

Saint Francis of a cc

St. Francis of a CC

St. Francis of a CC

One could say he was cannonized.

St. Francis of a CC.

St Francis of a CC.