I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.

Ooops, wrong bus!

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Why are people is St. Louis so hospitable?

Missouri loves company!

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👤︎ u/dconman2
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Every time I visit my Dad in St. Louis, he walks into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong...

His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...

It was the Arch.

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?

It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!

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📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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I've been very upset lately, had to move to St Louis..

..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.

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📅︎ May 20 2017
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This is what my dad sent me when I was telling him about my first trip to St. Louis.
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👤︎ u/oBradleyo
📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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So ny son saw a Flash cosplayer at the St Louis Comicon.

He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...

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👤︎ u/jspraggs
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.

He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"

"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.

"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.

"Well, he was our arch-enemy."

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👤︎ u/cja1968
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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My friend's dad dropped this one about marijuana

"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."

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👤︎ u/lodlob
📅︎ Aug 09 2015
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Birds playing tonight?

Watching St. Louis Cards v.s. New York Mets on Monday night. Mets wearing Camo Jerseys.

Dad "The birds aren't playing anyone tonight?"

I say "Yes we are playing the Mets right now"

Dad - "Oh I didn't see em"

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👤︎ u/sexathon_9
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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Father's Day Jewish Dad joke

At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.

Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?

My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.

(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)

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👤︎ u/nickabe57
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.

His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I brought home for the weekend asks what's wrong.

Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.

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📅︎ Jul 27 2017
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