Are they still brother and sister?
Because Missouri loves company!
Ooops, wrong bus!
He was always in his show me state.
Idaho Alaska!
A settlement has been reached in one of the sweetest lawsuits ever to be filed in federal court, but details of the payday are under wrappers.
Daryl White Jr. of Belle, Missouri, didn’t sugar coat his anger about paying a dollar apiece for boxes of Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales that were only two-thirds full. Determined not to be a sucker, he hired counsel and paid the U.S. District Court Western District of Missouri a $400 filing fee to sue Just Born Inc., the candymaker’s parent company, for alleged deceptive advertising and unjust enrichment.
I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.
It's a Missouri
A: Missouri
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in
Missouri.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
Missouri loves company!
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
Because Missouri loves company.
The same thing that Arkansas
Me-sorry.
(Missouri).
...the last few years of her life will be spent in Missouri.
How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one that has a stick on it and says Idaho.
He's been in Missouri.
You must be in Missouri.
Because Missouri loves Company.
He'd likely be living in Missouri.
It’s sad, everyone is in a constant state of Missouri.
Because Missouri loves company!
- Alaska girl out when the times right
- Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
- I’ll California
- He’s gonna Florida car!
- Iowa lot of money right now
- He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
- He’s the Maine character of the book
- Mind Washington dishes tonight?
- Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
(Parents are moving from Missouri to Texas)
Dad: Your mom and I made it down here without a hitch! We're pretty wiped out, so we'll probably unpack the trailer in the morning.
Me: How'd you tow the trailer all the way down there without a hitch?!?!
Dad: Well played..
..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.
They want to be put out of their Missouri.
In class he was talking about the importance of hands-on, empirical research and says "I was reading your bios and realized you all are from Missouri". Everyone looked around because no one in the class was from Mizzou. He then developed a shit-eating grin and yelled "The show-me state! Missouri is the show-me state!"...ughhh
phone starts ringing, says its a telemarketer from "MO"
me: Dad, MO is Montana, right?
Dad: No, its Missouri.
Me: Why MO? Nobody notices the "O" in Missouri.
Dad: There's a lot of other states that start with an "M".
Me: What about MR? What does that one stand for?
...then my dad looks at me and smiles and says "Mister"... I rolled my eyes and went back to my room.
since I live in southern missouri it apparently came out as "Tarred", to which he replied "don't tell me you got feathered too?!?!?"
it took me a while to figure out what the hell he was talking about, with all his laughing....
Because Missouri loves company :)
I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.
