I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.

Ooops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Canvas city Missouri or Canvas City Canvas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Did you hear about the nudist who never left Missouri?

He was always in his show me state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/about831
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemanandnewman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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If Mississippi is going to wear her New Jersey, what will Missouri wear?

Idaho Alaska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougyancy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Honestly, Missouri has to be in my top 50 most favorite states in the US
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Dad jokes galore: Candy company settles with mid-Missouri man over underfilled boxes

A settlement has been reached in one of the sweetest lawsuits ever to be filed in federal court, but details of the payday are under wrappers.

Daryl White Jr. of Belle, Missouri, didn’t sugar coat his anger about paying a dollar apiece for boxes of Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales that were only two-thirds full. Determined not to be a sucker, he hired counsel and paid the U.S. District Court Western District of Missouri a $400 filing fee to sue Just Born Inc., the candymaker’s parent company, for alleged deceptive advertising and unjust enrichment.

SOURCE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missourijake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Someone in the MO State Senate should introduce business-friendly legislation and call it the "Missouri Loves Companies" Bill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frostmage82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Why does Missouri have the most surrounding states?

Because Missouri loves company :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexasSheetCake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Wanna know why it's called Missouri?

Well, Mr. Ouri wasn't very happy with the marriage.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Q: Which US State loves company?

A: Missouri

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At which US state did the great depression start?

Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I just turned 18 so now I shouldn’t need my glasses anymore

I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDFighterwing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why are people is St. Louis so hospitable?

Missouri loves company!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dconman2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Every time I visit my Dad in St. Louis, he walks into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong...

His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...

Because Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiky3420
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said β€˜Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’

Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethrymir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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One nation, indivisible....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacatguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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I was in a terrible state when 9/11 happened.

I left Missouri as fast as I could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What's the most Canadian state?

Me-sorry.

(Missouri).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blitzkrieger23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Two potatoes are standing on the street.

How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one that has a stick on it and says Idaho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What is Maroon 5's favorite state?

Missouri

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdonut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing that Arkansas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisfactor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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My neighbor moved away after her husband died. Poor woman...

...the last few years of her life will be spent in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrneda02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My friend's doctor told him that his depression is coming from the state he's been in recently.

He's been in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godlike6700
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Are you a depressed American?

You must be in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STANDARD_POTATO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I can’t believe the entirety of Jefferson City had to go see a therapist.

It’s sad, everyone is in a constant state of Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WumboActivate
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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If a depressed man moved to the Midwest,

He'd likely be living in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greengaming110
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why are Kansas and Iowa always so bummed out?

Because Missouri loves company!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eatsomerubber167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • I’ll California
  • He’s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • He’s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodofWar1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Dad joked my own dad. I don't think he's ever been more proud.

(Parents are moving from Missouri to Texas)

Dad: Your mom and I made it down here without a hitch! We're pretty wiped out, so we'll probably unpack the trailer in the morning.

Me: How'd you tow the trailer all the way down there without a hitch?!?!

Dad: Well played..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaddeusMuscles
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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I've been very upset lately, had to move to St Louis..

..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memethetics
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I brought home for the weekend asks what's wrong.

Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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My friends hate living at their homes in the mid-west

They want to be put out of their Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IgnisGlacies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Dadjoked by my entomology professor today

In class he was talking about the importance of hands-on, empirical research and says "I was reading your bios and realized you all are from Missouri". Everyone looked around because no one in the class was from Mizzou. He then developed a shit-eating grin and yelled "The show-me state! Missouri is the show-me state!"...ughhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_bearss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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Sigh. Driving from Colorado to Pittsburgh...

As we pass a sign that reads, "entering Missouri"...

Dad: Well, kids, we're not in Kansas anymore.

Goddammit, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFishMcNish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Caller ID

phone starts ringing, says its a telemarketer from "MO"

me: Dad, MO is Montana, right?

Dad: No, its Missouri.

Me: Why MO? Nobody notices the "O" in Missouri.

Dad: There's a lot of other states that start with an "M".

Me: What about MR? What does that one stand for?

...then my dad looks at me and smiles and says "Mister"... I rolled my eyes and went back to my room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnbornValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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I told my dad that I was tired on the phone.

since I live in southern missouri it apparently came out as "Tarred", to which he replied "don't tell me you got feathered too?!?!?"

it took me a while to figure out what the hell he was talking about, with all his laughing....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursineduck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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More Teacherdad Material

I work as a special education teacher. I'll admit to not being a dad, but I hope I'm well on my way.

Aide: "I'm so excited (note sarcasm). I get to visit my in-laws in Missouri over winter break."

Teacherdad: I hear there are a lot of people visiting Missouri these days.

Student: "Why?"

Teacherdad: ...Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martimeryard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.

His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."

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