Nebraska Puns

A list of puns related to "Nebraska"

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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What is Nebraska's answer to K Pop?

Corn Pop 🍿

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👤︎ u/VapidPastiche
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's a German grandma's favorite city in Nebraska?

Oma-ha.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...

He was out of his Element.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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What's so great about Omaha, Nebraska?

It's the only city that starts with a sigh and ends with a laugh

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👤︎ u/bruchowski
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".

He mint well.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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👤︎ u/kopecs
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Found a field full of unicorns 🦄
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👤︎ u/alkalimit
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/igiveupeasy
📅︎ May 27 2018
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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