Super Smash Bros.
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
Because they're inbred.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
Inbread
To keep the best jeans within the family.
It has more A's than B's
Hi cumming, Iβm dad
Pump Kin Latte
Tuskaloosa
Pump kin
Because everyone has the same DNA
Because its in bread
We know this because they are in bread.
Hopefully you all like this better than when I shared on r/jokes.
Incestry.com
Because it's not called a teethbrush.
Relative humidity.
I guess you could say I wasnβt in the best of states.
Roll Pride?
He saw all of his kithβn kin!
I know it was Mobial
Otherwise it'd be called a teethbrush.
There is a law in Tuscaloosa, Alabama making it illegal to give/feed an animal alcohol. So I guess the saying is true, "you can lead a horse to [a] water[ing hole], but you can't make him drinks."
Roll Tide
We decided to visit the Paul. W Bryant Museum before the game. The museum is essentially just a building full of the history of Alabama college football including National Championship trophies and all that. I happened to notice that there were lots of Tennessee fans walking around the museum as well which seemed a bit odd to me.
Me: Dad, why are there so many Tennessee fans walking around in here? It seems strange.
Dad: Well son, they want to see what a trophy looks like.
Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.
Mom: "What's a Sooner?"
Dad: "I don't know, but it's better than a later!"
