“I’m in bread.”
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
Super Smash Bros.
He has the right to bear arms.
As you can imagine, he wasn't in a very good state.
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
Because they're inbred.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
To keep the best jeans within the family.
It has more A's than B's
Pump Kin Latte
Because everyone has the same DNA
Because its in bread
We know this because they are in bread.
Hopefully you all like this better than when I shared on r/jokes.
Because it's not called a teethbrush.
I guess you could say I wasn’t in the best of states.
I know it was Mobial
He saw all of his kith’n kin!
There is a law in Tuscaloosa, Alabama making it illegal to give/feed an animal alcohol. So I guess the saying is true, "you can lead a horse to [a] water[ing hole], but you can't make him drinks."
We decided to visit the Paul. W Bryant Museum before the game. The museum is essentially just a building full of the history of Alabama college football including National Championship trophies and all that. I happened to notice that there were lots of Tennessee fans walking around the museum as well which seemed a bit odd to me.
Me: Dad, why are there so many Tennessee fans walking around in here? It seems strange.
Dad: Well son, they want to see what a trophy looks like.
Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.
Mom: "What's a Sooner?"
Dad: "I don't know, but it's better than a later!"