How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?

β€œI’m in bread.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
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What do you call a DNA kit for Alabama residents

Incestry DNA

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Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a gay couple from Alabama?

Super Smash Bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BX56_YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why did the Alabama man dismember the grizzly?

He has the right to bear arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsofstyle
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I once knew a guy who went to a party in Florida and got so drunk that he woke up in Alabama.

As you can imagine, he wasn't in a very good state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Alabama Intensifies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentAqua7897
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Sweet Home Alabama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama

Mum-to-sis

If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayserchan13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why are children in Alabama like sandwiches?

Because they're inbred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.

Turns out they don't accept I O U's.

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What's an Alabama persons favorite bread?

Inbread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachp787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why do people from Alabama always share their pants with their siblings?

To keep the best jeans within the family.

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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the country?

It has more A's than B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerfDaRerf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The alabama dad be like.

Hi cumming, I’m dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aiden_FrostyFrost
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Alabama Starbucks have released a new drink this month

Pump Kin Latte

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Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?

Because everyone has the same DNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..

Tuskaloosa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedeadcatsociety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you know why Mcdonalds named they're new chicken burger "Alabama chicken"?

Because its in bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shmullen99
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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TIL Pigs in a blanket was invented in Alabama.

We know this because they are in bread.

Hopefully you all like this better than when I shared on r/jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomeoFour8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Because it's not called a teethbrush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodEtoh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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Where do people from Alabama go to find out about their family tree?

Incestry.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qdontevenknow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Two people are having sex in Alabama and they begin to sweat. What is the weather report?

Relative humidity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I was once so drunk I went from New York to Alabama,

I guess you could say I wasn’t in the best of states.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If a guy from Alabama starts dating his brother, is it called...

Roll Pride?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrots084
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I insist that the one-sided wall was invented somewhere in Alabama...

I know it was Mobial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Mike Tyson went to visit his backwoods Alabama family.

He saw all of his kith’n kin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERMAHDERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Hugh Hefner isn't dead, he just moved to Alabama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strikeoutboy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Alabama, Animals, and Alcohol

There is a law in Tuscaloosa, Alabama making it illegal to give/feed an animal alcohol. So I guess the saying is true, "you can lead a horse to [a] water[ing hole], but you can't make him drinks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacob87
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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What happens when a person from Alabama drops his laundry detergent on a hill?

Roll Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcvi-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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A joke my dad made this weekend at the Alabama/Tennessee football game...

We decided to visit the Paul. W Bryant Museum before the game. The museum is essentially just a building full of the history of Alabama college football including National Championship trophies and all that. I happened to notice that there were lots of Tennessee fans walking around the museum as well which seemed a bit odd to me.

Me: Dad, why are there so many Tennessee fans walking around in here? It seems strange.

Dad: Well son, they want to see what a trophy looks like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTeamJosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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Dad talked about elephants and Alabama.

Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama? Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitaeamor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Classic dad during the Alabama-Oklahoma game

Mom: "What's a Sooner?"

Dad: "I don't know, but it's better than a later!"

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Otherwise it'd be called a teethbrush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultranothing
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