If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware?

Idaho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylejay915
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Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?

If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
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How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?

He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adhoc42
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Who married the state of Mississippi?

Misterssippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatboiSlim419
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What did Mississippi let Delaware?

I don’t know, but Alaska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaqqq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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My wife asked ifI could spell Mississippi ...

I said the river or the state?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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If Mississippi wears her New Jersey what would Delaware?

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Content_Drummer
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I wonder if in Mississippi they have towns named...

One, Two, Three....

(credit goes to my wife!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Teacher told Johnny, "Mississippi.Can you spell it?"

Johnny: "It"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Who is the most recognized exorcist from Mississippi?

Elvis Possessedly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Where's the coldest place to live in Mississippi?

Tupelo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dblog68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Mississippi is just "Misisipi" through beer goggles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Last night, at dinner in Mississippi

Last night, here in Mississippi, when I was at dinner, I encountered the strangest woman. She would sip her drink so loudly you could hear it across the room. Then when her soup came out, she brought the bowl to her mouth and took long sips. Then even when they brought out her ice cream dessert, she waited for it to melt and proceeded to sip that too!
When I watched all of this transpire, all that I could think to myself was

"Wow that Miss is sippy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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If Mississippi is going to wear her New Jersey, what will Missouri wear?

Idaho Alaska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougyancy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I'm from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class

Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

( β€’_β€’)

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integration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samus1225
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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If mississippi wears a new jersey...

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwendscha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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My girlfriend said that Trump won Mississippi

My response: Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smitus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?

If it were a guy we’d have to call it the Mistersippi River!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skraembows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Mississippi let Delaware

β€œWhat did Mississippi let Delaware?” β€œI don’t know, but Alaska!

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