Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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︎ Feb 21 2021
To everyone freezing their asses off in Texas
Go stand in the corner, itβs 90 degrees.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Texas weather is making my best friend hilarious
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︎ Feb 18 2021
If Texas saw many, many more tornadoes
It would be called "Vortexas".
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︎ Mar 02 2021
After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do men wear in a Texas synagogue?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Texas
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Did Texas survive last weekβs winter storms?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but heβs afraid to...
...He suffers from claustrophobia
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Texas Prisoner Found Dead After Consuming Smuggled Fish Eggs
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Something sweet I found in Texas
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I'd make a Texas holdem joke
But I think it would be a flop
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.π€
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough in Texas today, a herd of cows suddenly burst into flames.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why did the man decide to get divorced in Texas?
He remembered the alimony.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I walked into a car showroom in Texas and asked if they had any German cars. The salesman said βAudi?β ...
I said βHello, do you have any German cars?β
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Iβm going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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Texas Lady
Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
""Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested."
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I want to get a tattoo of Texas around my butthole
Cause you don't mess with Texas
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Hiking with my dad while growing up in Texas. Every time.
Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."
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Stay safe Texas.
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︎ Aug 26 2017
I saw a magician in Texas the other day. His name was...
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I once played Texas Hold Em against a sheet of paper.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I didn't really know how to play Texas Hold Em but luckily my friend was by my side to assist with raising and calling...
He was aiding and a-betting!
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︎ Aug 18 2019
All my exes live in Texas.
Funny enough, so do all my cousins.
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︎ Apr 04 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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︎ May 17 2019
Texas Chain Store Mascara
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Did you hear about the Texas Roadhouse tightroping waitress competition?
It was hard for the girls to have fun since the steaks were so high.
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︎ May 20 2019
What do you call a muslim living in Texas?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Whatβs the difference between taxes and Texas
At no point have my taxes ever been frozen.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
How do cars greet each other in Texas?
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