A list of puns related to "Nevada"
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
Floss Vegas.
God, I NV you
NASA faked the state of Nevada.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
Son's taking permit test today and while waiting to be called we watched some "interesting" facts they put on the tv screen.
Son points out, hey dad look Nevada's official state rock is Sandstone.
Me: I feel they could have made a boulder choice.
βI canβt imagine what state he must be in.β
βHeβs in Nevada.β
Me- buying food and a naked orange juice for breakfast cashier- naked oj... thought i would have to go to a nevada prison to see that. Me- HAAAA.... Cashier - stick with apple juice, OJ kills.
Did you know Reno [Nevada] is so close to hell you can see Sparks?
Over dinner with the family my mom delivered the news that my 30 year old cousin, who has been a burn-out his whole life, got himself a job at a mine on Nevada.
Dad: "looks like that boy is just digging himself deeper in the hole."
Had to high five him for that one.
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