I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada

But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan

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What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Have you been to Nevada recently?

God, I NV you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ozimandius1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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This election is taking a while.

I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursuscornu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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The state of some subreddits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Selgamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Rocked this one while waiting for number to be called at DMV

Son's taking permit test today and while waiting to be called we watched some "interesting" facts they put on the tv screen.

Son points out, hey dad look Nevada's official state rock is Sandstone.

Me: I feel they could have made a boulder choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SFAQL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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β€œDid you hear that James was just sent to the hospital?”

β€œI can’t imagine what state he must be in.”

β€œHe’s in Nevada.”

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My dads favorite joke...

Did you know Reno [Nevada] is so close to hell you can see Sparks?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2013
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Buying breakfast

Me- buying food and a naked orange juice for breakfast cashier- naked oj... thought i would have to go to a nevada prison to see that. Me- HAAAA.... Cashier - stick with apple juice, OJ kills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelesslies
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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Dad joke at the dinner table.

Over dinner with the family my mom delivered the news that my 30 year old cousin, who has been a burn-out his whole life, got himself a job at a mine on Nevada.

Dad: "looks like that boy is just digging himself deeper in the hole."

Had to high five him for that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacaface_88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas

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