What do you call Idaho prostitutes?

Tater Thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursaerythraeus
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This used to be the oldest building in Idaho

But then they built an older one

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Oh no, Idaho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jusifo
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I was told that I would never be a good sports announcer because I’m from Idaho.

They told me it’s because I’m just a common-tater.

(Told by my father-in-law)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanmbaldwin
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What do you say of a young man living in Idaho that does something unintelligent?

Boise stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fewthe3rd
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Idaho? Nah udahoe
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On a road trip with my dad, going through Carey, Idaho. "people are really nice in this town," he said.

"They seem to really Carey."

After we got through the town, he says, "Well, Carey on!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punxerchick
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They say practice healthy eating…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoodPunAficionado
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Q: Which US State loves company?

A: Missouri

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Do you know the top 15 states to live in?

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttynny20
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What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
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prostitute joke

Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?

A. Idaho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrradical43
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A guy says "what is your favorite state."

The other guy replies "Idaho?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolClayy
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Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?

Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
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Why did Mr Potato have a mobile phone?

Just in case Mr Onion rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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STATE JOKES: What did Tennessee?

Same thing Arkansas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleC83
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Are all the names of the states sexy

Or am Idaho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free-bi-fi
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I just got my wife with this one.

We were at Five Guys and they had a sign that said, β€œToday’s potatoes are from Idaho,” so I said, β€œWho da hoe?”

She promptly responded, β€œIdaho.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

-__-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scumbagcoley
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One boys asks his brother "what state is mom from?"

"I don't know, Alaska"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillDRJ
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If Mississippi wears her New Jersey what would Delaware?

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Content_Drummer
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Two potatoes are standing on the street.

How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one that has a stick on it and says Idaho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
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She walks into the bachelor party. β€œWho are you and where did you come from?” I ask.

β€œIdaho”, she answers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
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Wyoming?

Idaho Β―_(ツ)_/Β―, but Alaska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legionnaire77
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How can you tell a potato is a floozy?

It's labeled "Idaho."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
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If Mississippi is going to wear her New Jersey, what will Missouri wear?

Idaho Alaska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougyancy
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What US state has the most Christmas spirit?

Idaho-ho-ho!

Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intensenerd
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Out to dinner with my wife and son when...

My son was matching the state pictures with their names on the kids menu and says: "Idaho"

Me "Udaho?"

Him "No, Idaho"

My wife catches the conversation and bursts out laughing and our son spends the next five minutes going "What's so funny?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mark2_0
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What did Dakota say to Washington?

I don't know....Al-aska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
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Who's the hoe?

Idaho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
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My friend is in a vegetative state.

It's called Idaho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
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If mississippi wears a new jersey...

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

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Finding himself.

My son said to me, "Dad, I am moving to California to find myself." I replied, "what if yourself is actually in Idaho?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
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One I told tonight

me- "2 potatoes are standing side by side, which one is the prostitute?

daughter- "I don't know"

me- "It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho"

god I'm hilarious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brooksjedi
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Driving around looking to park somewhere...

Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomdigity
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing that Arkansas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisfactor
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Did Delaware her New Jersey?

Idaho, Alaska!

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