Idaho Puns

Tater Thots

But then they built an older one

They told me it’s because I’m just a common-tater.

(Told by my father-in-law)

Boise stupid.

"They seem to really Carey."

After we got through the town, he says, "Well, Carey on!"

A: Missouri

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?

A. Idaho.

The other guy replies "Idaho?"

Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.

Just in case Mr Onion rings.

Same thing Arkansas

Or am Idaho

We were at Five Guys and they had a sign that said, “Today’s potatoes are from Idaho,” so I said, “Who da hoe?”

She promptly responded, “Idaho.”

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

-__-

"I don't know, Alaska"

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one that has a stick on it and says Idaho.

“Idaho”, she answers.

Idaho ¯_(ツ)_/¯, but Alaska.

It's labeled "Idaho."

Idaho Alaska!

Idaho-ho-ho!

Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.

My son was matching the state pictures with their names on the kids menu and says: "Idaho"

Me "Udaho?"

Him "No, Idaho"

My wife catches the conversation and bursts out laughing and our son spends the next five minutes going "What's so funny?"

I don't know....Al-aska!

Idaho

It's called Idaho.

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

My son said to me, "Dad, I am moving to California to find myself." I replied, "what if yourself is actually in Idaho?"

me- "2 potatoes are standing side by side, which one is the prostitute?

daughter- "I don't know"

me- "It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho"

god I'm hilarious!

Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"

The same thing that Arkansas

Idaho, Alaska!