Salmon are born in a river, swim out to sea for most of their lives, and then one day years later swim back against insurmountable odds to the very spot where they were born.

And I canโ€™t find my car in the parking lot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jan_Tik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.

He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.

The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.

He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Islander399
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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