A tuning fork is a pitch fork
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?
The results may shock you
We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose
It was a whisk I had to take
I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
To the person losing all their forks:
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.
Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
wanna know why I like forks?
because spoons are pointless
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
What do you call a fork with 8 prongs?
I always spoon a woman after I fork them
I guess I'm just knife like that.
What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
I came to a fork in the road.
Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...
Why is a fork better than a knife in a fight?
Because it's a four pronged attack!
I recently overheard my dad washing the dishes. He repeatedly pushed a fork under water while saying:
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
Hey, fork you.
I'm sorry, that wasnt very knife.
And I’m not about to fork it up
Just a fork in the road...
Just a fork in the road...
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.
He called it Mister Spork.
My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
...are you testing its utensil strength?
My dad told me when I was young I once stuck a fork into a socket.
What did the man with an endless supply of forks say?
I've got all the tine in the world.
My kid started scraping his fork on our ceramic plates
I asked, “Why are you doing that?”
He responded with, “I’m making music. I call this ‘death metal’”
Make a straight at the fork.
I ate my food with a charged fork
My food tasted smoky but least I got a shock out of it
What do you call knifes and forks that have been cut into pieces?
You know what? Fork you!
Too spoon? I'm sorry, that wasen't very knife.
What did George Takei say when he stuck a fork in a light socket?
Ohmmmmmmmmm myyyyyyyyyy!
Thanks for the platinum! Y'all are great!
Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?
Joke teller: “it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”
Person: “Witherspoon?!”
Joke teller: “No I just told you it was with her fork!”
What did the sausage say to the fork?
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