My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...

It was jarring!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerb99meister
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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Spoons!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluequick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goongoof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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When I graduated culinary school my parents gave me a gold-plated spoon.

It was a stirring tribute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
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Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?

Because its non stick.

Source: my actual Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LippyHippy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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She asked if I wanted to spoon.

I said I’d rather fork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpforest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I always spoon a woman after I fork them

I guess I'm just knife like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balsuks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What's the best type of spoon.

I'll tell you ladle.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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It’s Reese with her spoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaxaround
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Eating life with a big spoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons

That wasn't knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.

I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynid3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My son thinks it's getting to me when he complains about me serving his scrambled eggs with a spoon.

But, I just don't give a fork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:

How very un-ladle-like!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic7ball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.

He called it Mister Spork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gecko_echo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I ate a spoon of food color

now i'm dying inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gay_edgelord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivrak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?

Invitation said to look sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did the knife robber say to the spoon

Fork over the cash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundo_Official
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do you call clothings for spoons?

Silverwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0t__em
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...

It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.

I felt there was no knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.

I told her to get the fork away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.

It’s un-fork-edible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfelixhoenikker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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R.I.G. (Spoon Rest)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riverotterr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Girlfriend while washing dishes: Damn tea spoons! They're always causing shit!

Me: I guess you could call them little stirrers

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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A spork is just a tiney spoon reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricRShelton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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You'd think it would bother me that my son complains I always serve his scrambled eggs with a spoon.

But, I just don't give a fork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Why does Lex Luthor carry around a gun & a spoon wherever he goes??

In case he ever meets soup or man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.

I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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What happens when you put a metal spoon in microwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ujktxYEUM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrawnM
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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Woke up and told my wife that 'we don't spoon enough'.

'Do you know why I love spooning?' I asked.

'No, why?' she replied.

'Because spooning leads for forking.'

I heard her eyes roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheContrarian2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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My cheese spoon is coming home!

My old roommate moved out and accidentally absconded with my cheese spoon. She is coming back to my home-state and wrote this on my facebook wall.

Friend: Guess who else is coming back to CO- your cheese spoon! It's been on two continents and eight states in the last 8 months. It's coming back with a broader world perspective, but it's still the same spoon.

My Response: Perfect! Because all the cheese I eat is also cultured!

I will update if I get any wonderful eye-rolling responses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bill_bull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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My friend got a small cup with a spoon handle for her birthday.

She really liked it.

I said it was just her cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinDarklighter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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Spoon Dad on: Under Armor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmurrell
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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With Her Spoon!

Dad: did you hear about that actress that killed her husband? Me: who? Dad: Reese, ummmm, you know the actress that was in Walk The Line? Me: Witherspoon? Dad: no, she used a knife.

My dad is so proud of that one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henducando
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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If you lick the icing off a spoon...

Are you defrosting it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivrak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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