I had real trouble getting a spoon out of the dishwasher.
How it got stuck up her butt I'd never know.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Iβm Russian to the kitchen for a spoon ππ
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Spoons!
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
When I graduated culinary school my parents gave me a gold-plated spoon.
It was a stirring tribute.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
What's the best type of spoon.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
She asked if I wanted to spoon.
I said Iβd rather fork.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Eating life with a big spoon
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I always spoon a woman after I fork them
I guess I'm just knife like that.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Itβs Reese with her spoon
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.
I complained to the owner, but even she didnβt give a fork.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My son thinks it's getting to me when he complains about me serving his scrambled eggs with a spoon.
But, I just don't give a fork.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
I ate a spoon of food color
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.
He called it Mister Spork.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did the knife robber say to the spoon
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︎ Jan 29 2019
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
How do you call clothings for spoons?
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︎ Feb 09 2019
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
Heβs not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.
I felt there was no knead
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.
I told her to get the fork away from me.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
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︎ Oct 13 2018
R.I.G. (Spoon Rest)
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︎ Nov 11 2017
Girlfriend while washing dishes: Damn tea spoons! They're always causing shit!
Me: I guess you could call them little stirrers
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︎ May 28 2018
You'd think it would bother me that my son complains I always serve his scrambled eggs with a spoon.
But, I just don't give a fork.
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︎ Jan 11 2017
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︎ Dec 16 2017
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
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︎ Jan 26 2016
Why does Lex Luthor carry around a gun & a spoon wherever he goes??
In case he ever meets soup or man
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︎ Mar 27 2017
What happens when you put a metal spoon in microwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ujktxYEUM
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︎ May 21 2014
Woke up and told my wife that 'we don't spoon enough'.
'Do you know why I love spooning?' I asked.
'No, why?' she replied.
'Because spooning leads for forking.'
I heard her eyes roll.
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︎ Feb 07 2017
My cheese spoon is coming home!
My old roommate moved out and accidentally absconded with my cheese spoon. She is coming back to my home-state and wrote this on my facebook wall.
Friend: Guess who else is coming back to CO- your cheese spoon! It's been on two continents and eight states in the last 8 months. It's coming back with a broader world perspective, but it's still the same spoon.
My Response: Perfect! Because all the cheese I eat is also cultured!
I will update if I get any wonderful eye-rolling responses.
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︎ Feb 25 2016
Spoon Dad on: Under Armor
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︎ Sep 19 2013
My friend got a small cup with a spoon handle for her birthday.
She really liked it.
I said it was just her cup of tea.
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︎ Oct 18 2015
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
If you lick the icing off a spoon...
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︎ Apr 08 2018
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