Tablespoon Puns

A list of puns related to "Tablespoon"

I asked my dad how many tablespoons are in a cup.

He said 16, and asked me how I didn't know that already. Then he threatened to send me to conversion therapy.

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👤︎ u/orangeshade
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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I just found out how to burn 2000 calories

I left my brownies in the oven too long

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👤︎ u/mafiaworks_08
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What should you do right after you have sex in a large formal dining room?

Tablespoon

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Escalade

How do you make an Escalade?

Two cups of water, two tablespoons of sugar, and one freshly squeezed escal.

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👤︎ u/eggnog1
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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