I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...

I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I decided to try growing pot...

So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully it’ll produce a nice stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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  • What do you call drugs in a saucepan? Pot.

  • What do you call drugs stored inside the back of your pants? Crack.

  • What do you call drugs stored in a car battery? Acid

  • What do you call drugs found between 2 slabs of concrete? Crack

  • What do you call drugs in a junked up or hoarded room? Meth

  • What is it called when you have all the drugs you could want? Ecstacy

  • What do you call someone using drugs in the top part of a house? A drug attic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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