Wok
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One of my friends was cooking in a wok on the back of a boat.
He was making a stern fry.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
This man out for a wok
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
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︎ May 22 2020
Being out of wok can be depressing.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Iβm ready to wok and roll.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
Wok and roll
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︎ Mar 03 2018
A chinaman woks into be a bar...
The bartender says,"Sorry sir,you can't bring food in here."
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Wok in closet
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Full of constant puns, tomfoolery and an extreme amount of cross-contamination; this video has it all. You may even learn to cook too! Wok With Yan
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Just a wok in shower
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︎ Jun 21 2017
my sister bought my dad a wok for christmas...
he responded with, "I already wok all over the place."
I'm 31 and my dad is 66 (sister is 28). This will never get old. Please, always cherish the moments you have with your father.
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︎ Dec 26 2016
Use a wok. I got my wife good.
My wife told me she wanted a high quality wok for Christmas. She said her aunt uses a wok all the time.
Me: I use a wok all the time, but now I prefer to drive.
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︎ Dec 24 2014
"What's a wok?"
"Something you throw at a wabbit"
Miss you grandpa
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︎ Nov 18 2013
What is a wok?
It's what you throw at a wabbit.
(My dad loves to cook Chinese food).
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︎ Sep 24 2013
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What's the best date to take a pansexual on?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How does Fozzy the Bear cook his food?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My friend invited me over for dumplings this weekend.
I told her donβt worry about it, I know itβs a lot of wok.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully itβll produce a nice stock.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole timeβ¦
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
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︎ May 17 2020
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.
I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Do you remember hearing your first dad joke? Is there one that has stuck with you through the years?
Mine was about 20 years ago, I was 17 at the time and going to my gfβs sisters house for dinner with her family. We brought some things to help with dinner. As weβre walking up to the house carrying the cookware, her dad looks back and says, βhey, now that youβre walking the wok, can you talk the talk?β. Not sure why but Iβll never forget that. Still makes me chuckle to this day. Whatβs yours?
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︎ May 26 2020
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Dad, who are pansexuals attracted to?
People from all Woks of life, son.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Making puns is so easy, it's really a
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︎ Oct 13 2017
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
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︎ Mar 15 2020
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Remember PacMan!
What does PacMan use to make a stir-fry?
A wok, a wok, a wok, a wok......
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What did the Chinese man love to do with his dog?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
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︎ Feb 09 2017
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What's the best date to take a pansexual on?
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What does Pac-Man like to cook with?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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