Stove Puns

A list of puns related to "Stove"

The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.

After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.

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👤︎ u/RickRocktopus
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?

The match.

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👤︎ u/leetrd
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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My brother, who’s a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.

He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...

Things really boiled over

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👤︎ u/Persons1001
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I rewired the electric stove today, and my wife was overjoyed...

She spent all afternoon holding onto it and dancing with happiness.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?

I used a non-stick pan.

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👤︎ u/Dead---inside
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

Because Tim cooks

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👤︎ u/rickcinbigd
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.

She really saved my bacon.

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👤︎ u/Burninator1
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why can't you try wood on the stove?

Because it's a non stick pan

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👤︎ u/Gamertron20000
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Something is odd about my hot stove.

I just can't quite put my finger on it.

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👤︎ u/maxkostka
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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I was shopping for a stove last night,

They had a range of options.

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👤︎ u/weggy2015
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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What are refrigerator’s opinions about stoves?

There’s a range.

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👤︎ u/HeebyBeejees
📅︎ May 17 2018
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My wife always leaves the fan above the stove on.

Every day, I'm the one who ends up getting up and turning it off.

It's exhausting.

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👤︎ u/metroidfan220
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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My dad argued with a stove

The conversation really started to heat up

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👤︎ u/izanomel
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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One day I'll open up a store that only sells stoves.

I'll have a range of hot products.

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👤︎ u/kristhebrown
📅︎ May 28 2018
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I've used to be lousy at getting my crock-pot off the stove.

But I've got a handle on it now.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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How did Blackbeard light his stove?

With the pirate light.

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👤︎ u/Theageofpisces
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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Wife left the Jiffy Pop on the stove too long at 12am...

She was burning the midnight foil.

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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I cannot trust my stove top.

Because I don’t trust the look in its eyes.

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👤︎ u/One_Name
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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If you ever want to open your own business, I recommend selling stoves...

You'll immediately offer a range of hot products.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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My dad and I by our coal stove

Me: (taking a look at the thermometer on our stove)

Dad: What are you looking at?

Me: This thermometer for the stove. Its so old, does it still work?

Dad: Yeah, to a degree.

Needless to say, hysterical laughter ensued.

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👤︎ u/SyracuseOrange12
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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Stove was ticking...

Me: What is that DAMN ticking noise?!?

Dad: Ha ha... that ticking you off? HAHAHAHA

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👤︎ u/quwertie
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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Why can’t you cook wood on the stove?

Because it’s a non-stick pan...

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👤︎ u/d__n__a
📅︎ May 08 2020
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