What’s a spider’s favourite brand of cooker (oven)?

A Weber.

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Who makes the best musical range cookers?

Aga do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My slow cooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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slow cooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapphireWharf74
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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How do you know when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is using a slow cooker?

IF YOU SMMMEELLLLLLLL... WHAT THE CROCK... is cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpatrick29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I’m starting a new tv show about the different parts of my gas cooker.

I’ve already filmed the pilot.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My slow cooker imgur.com/osGKwl5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluttershyboi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Slow cooker
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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My slow cooker. (x post /r/funny)

http://i.imgur.com/osGKwl5.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Just had my Christmas dinner

Those slow cookers are awful

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?

A slow cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpisodicDoleWhip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A chap jumps out of an areoplane and his parachute fails to open.

On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....

Do I need to use a slow cooker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My son and I were hooking pegs onto a clothes line.

I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.

my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Slower than slow
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the Crock-Pot fail culinary school?

Because he was a slow cooker.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I didn't know my girlfriend had it in her.

While preparing dinner, I mentioned how slow her rice cooker was and how I wanted to replace it with mine, which happened to be an Asian brand compared to her American one.

Her response: "Stop.. you're just being ricist".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/in2diep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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Got the nod of approval from my dad

Got home and walked into the kitchen, something smelt really good. Walked over to the slow cooker and see food in there. Go and find my dad and ask "is it alright if I have some of the food from the slow cooker?" He replies "yes" and on my way out the room he shouts "its chilli by the way!" I walk back into the room with a smug grin and ask "oh, so should I warm it up?" After a second, he clicks and I get the satisfying nod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepoccino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Thanks to recent events...

I guess you could say that pressure cooker business is booming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killsanity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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Dad pulled this one on me earlier

My mother was talking about how rice can be hard to make just right sometimes, so I said "Why don't we just get a rice cooker?"

This was quickly followed by my dad's "We already have one, it's called Mom."

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