A list of puns related to "Cooker"
A Weber.
Aga do.
IF YOU SMMMEELLLLLLLL... WHAT THE CROCK... is cooking.
Iβve already filmed the pilot.
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Those slow cookers are awful
A slow cooker.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
Do I need to use a slow cooker?
I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.
my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!
Because he was a slow cooker.
While preparing dinner, I mentioned how slow her rice cooker was and how I wanted to replace it with mine, which happened to be an Asian brand compared to her American one.
Her response: "Stop.. you're just being ricist".
Got home and walked into the kitchen, something smelt really good. Walked over to the slow cooker and see food in there. Go and find my dad and ask "is it alright if I have some of the food from the slow cooker?" He replies "yes" and on my way out the room he shouts "its chilli by the way!" I walk back into the room with a smug grin and ask "oh, so should I warm it up?" After a second, he clicks and I get the satisfying nod.
I guess you could say that pressure cooker business is booming!
My mother was talking about how rice can be hard to make just right sometimes, so I said "Why don't we just get a rice cooker?"
This was quickly followed by my dad's "We already have one, it's called Mom."
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