Because he was a slow cooker.
But I've got a handle on it now.
Because it's not Stroganoff
I'm not good with crock pots.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.
Me: Want to go for tacos tonight?
Girlfriend: You're too late, I've already started the crock pot.
Me: Well, what's crock'n?