Why did the Crock-Pot fail culinary school?
Because he was a slow cooker.
As a cook, I would like my crock-pots to get along, but alas, they will always be Rivals.
I've used to be lousy at getting my crock-pot off the stove.
But I've got a handle on it now.
What's the best way to cook alligator?
In a crock pot.
Don't use"beef stew" as your password.
Because it's not Stroganoff
The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.
I'm not good with crock pots.
My friend is such a liar.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
What do you call a stoner that is full of himself.
A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.
Not a dad yet, but showing signs
Me: Want to go for tacos tonight?
Girlfriend: You're too late, I've already started the crock pot.
Me: Well, what's crock'n?
Girlfriend: .....funny
Dad sees me at work
I was holding a a box of crock pot mixes about ready to stock them on the shelf when I see dad as he says,
"That box is a load of crock"
