Why did the Crock-Pot fail culinary school?

Because he was a slow cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeganHitler69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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As a cook, I would like my crock-pots to get along, but alas, they will always be Rivals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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I've used to be lousy at getting my crock-pot off the stove.

But I've got a handle on it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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How do you cook an alligator?

In a crock-pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why is Beef a bad password

It’s not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetireRateRat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Don't use"beef stew" as your password.

Because it's not Stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerogivin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.

I'm not good with crock pots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grett_Britters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My friend is such a liar.

He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.

What a crock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What do you call a stoner that is full of himself.

A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Not a dad yet, but showing signs

Me: Want to go for tacos tonight?

Girlfriend: You're too late, I've already started the crock pot.

Me: Well, what's crock'n?

Girlfriend: .....funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimeDogMcGriff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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Dad sees me at work

I was holding a a box of crock pot mixes about ready to stock them on the shelf when I see dad as he says,

"That box is a load of crock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ritewing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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