Pot Roast Puns

A list of puns related to "Pot Roast"

My dad just told me his joke about seasoning a pot roast.

It's about thyme.

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👤︎ u/shaunj656
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp

I guess there’s no need to try pot roast.

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👤︎ u/502deadhead
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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A panel of people came together to ridicule the marijuana industry

It was a pot roast.

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👤︎ u/MeatBald
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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👤︎ u/Lantec
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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