The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?

I’m bready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees

But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeeptor
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready

They needed another ten minutes

My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"

I responded with...

"It's already dead"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thejintymyster
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Smoking weed in an oven...

Is a good way to get baked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Check out my new dutch oven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I just put some meat in the oven.

It’s bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Two muffins in an oven.

There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here". The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korleonis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Fresh off the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Oven fired pizza.....

How’s pizza going to get a job now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TB_II
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day

it was electricfrying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiedler420blaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How did the pizza escape the oven?

The dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, β€œShould we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?”

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowers_are_red
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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There were 2 muffins in the oven

First muffin: man it’s hot in here

Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!

Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jditty24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/googalot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, β€œman, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,

β€œWHOA, a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why did the loaf of bread jump out of the oven and back onto the counter?

Because it always feels good to be kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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There’s 2 Muffins sitting in an oven...

One says to the other, β€œMan, it’s hot in here!”. The other says, β€œWoah! Talking muffin!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.

One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, β€œGeez, it’s getting awful hot in here!” The other Muffin says, β€œHoly Crap!!! A talking muffin!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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What do you call it when you put your leftover pizza in the oven?

Reheatza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboymas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Two poatos are sitting in the oven

The first says: "It sure is hot in here" The second replies: "Wow a talking potato!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noamaon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanksYouEel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Girlfriend asked me to preheat the oven for her.

GF: Gonna make nuggets for dinner can you preheat the oven for me?

Me: Sure what temp?

GF: Whatever the nuggets say.

Me: Holding the bag of frozen nuggets to my ear for a moment. Babe they aren't saying anything. I think they might be dead.

GF: I'm leaving you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Worst_Zed_NA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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I opened the oven....

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.

It was a micro-rave.

I'm sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyJoeYoung
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. β€œMan, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says

Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndmcc502
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I got in an argument about how long to keep a roast in the oven to cook it throughout.

The whole thing got pretty heated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Why didn’t the baker season his focaccia before putting it into the oven?

Not a productive use of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swineforkbeard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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We just got a new toaster oven. "The inaugural toast."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanjtory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One looks over and says "its getting warm in here!"

The other replies "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barnyard303
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Me: Anything to eat? Wife: There's salmon I baked in the fridge. Me: Next time you should bake it the oven. Waka waka waka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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I thought I saw Santa Claus when I pulled my Scandinavian pastry out of the oven;

turns out it was just a crisp kringle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Aerosaurus_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Dad put the oven on please

Okay but it might not suit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbrown554
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Someone was making fun of me. So I threw them in an oven with a grenade.

Boom! roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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"It says we just need to heat the oven"

How are we going to manage​ that? We're going to need another, even bigger oven!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dodger944
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Two muffins were sitting in the oven.

One of them said; "Gee, it's getting really hot in here"

The other muffin replied; "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXX-XXX-XXX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza in the oven last night...

I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Why does a duck sing when you put it in the oven?

Because its Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catfishdeity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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Was making roast lamb for dinner and dropped the tray out of the oven .

It was a ca-lamb-ity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torakwho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven...

The first muffin says, man, it's hot in here. The second muffin says. OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starfruitstupid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Why I dont put my cakes in the oven.

I find that they are batter if you don't bake them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richiebay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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I thought about fixing my microwave oven...

But I just didn't have the convection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivvav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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Got a big grant today. Wife is awesome, had brownies in the oven for me when I got home.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/camram07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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I was preparing the turkey to go in the oven this morning.

I excitedly screamed "It's time!!!"

My wife ran in with her phone to take a picture and groaned when she found me standing there holding up a bunch of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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At what temperature should you bake a pie in the oven?

360 degrees. That way you get 2pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicninja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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Daughter: how long are the fish fingers/sticks in the oven going to be?........

Dad: about 4 inches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KallumDP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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"What do you get if you put an Iphone in the oven?"

"Apple Pie"

My dad just pulled this one on me, I laughed way to much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNTasty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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What was the ham doing in the oven?

Bakin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mizzath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2013
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Dad, how does our new self-cleaning oven work? I don't see anything different...

You didn't know? All ovens are self cleaning!

throws me a sponge

Clean it yourSELF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turrican
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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The timer went off on the oven for the buns I cooked for Thanksgiving dinner...

My dad yells "ROLL CALL!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lododo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Two muffins are in an oven.

One says "boy, it sure is hot in here!"

The other says "EEK! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2013
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees”

Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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How did the pizza escape the oven?

The dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Two muffins are in an oven.

One muffin says "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" The other one says "AAAH! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarbok
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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