Pizza Oven Puns

How’s pizza going to get a job now?

The dough!

Reheatza.

I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...

Me: put black olives on em.

Her: dad?....

Me: yes

Her: on Olive them?

I was was so proud 🤣

I left my pizza in the oven too long

I left my frozen pizza in the oven for too long

I forgot I had a pizza in the oven

My wife bought a frozen pizza that was purported to be the best frozen pizza, and supposedly you couldn't tell that it was frozen.

She baked it in the oven, got it out, and asked "So, does this look like a frozen pizza?"

My eleven year old son replied "not any more"

I'm so proud of him!

My boyfriend and I had just pulled a pizza out of the oven, and he asked me how many pieces he should cut it into. Grinning and smooth as can be, I laid this blonde joke on him (I am naturally medium blond) "Oh, cut it into 6, I could never eat 8!" The look of WTF was priceless!

So, I work at papa johns, and while I was making pizza, one of my managers yelled

"Someone catch the oven!"

To which I replied

"I didn't know it was running away!"

Groans were had, and only one person laughed

Today i made myself a pizza. When it was done, looking all puffed up and cheesy, i took it out of the oven, held it above my head, and shouted, "The Crust Has Risen!"

We were talking about our new gas pizza oven.

My mother: We just have frozen pizzas. My son: I like my mine hot.

A recently cooked pizza left my oven with an ever blackening pile of cheese at the bottom. I want to clean it off and my mom always speaks wonders of some spray on product, so I text her for help:

"What's the name of that oven cleaner you like?"

"Joe."

Joe's my dad.

Mom: Can you check on the pizza in the oven? Dad: As opposed to where?

The dough!

...I should have put it on aloha setting.

I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.