The recipe said, β€œset the oven to 180 degrees”......

but now i can’t open the door because it faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hannahunfiltered
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Kylie the oven
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??

Bakin'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Oven fired clay?

How is pottery supposed to get a job now?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Caelium44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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Someone stole my oven

I'm quite deranged over it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Two muffins are baking in the oven...

The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here." The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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Two muffins were in an oven...

One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."

The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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I installed a new range hood for an oven

Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.

Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.

Wife: Why?

Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8Heists
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2020
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What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?

Gluten-tag!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Waffles_on_acid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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How did the small oven greet the large oven?

He Microwaved.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlphaSongbird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2020
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I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...

It's toast!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.

At least to a certain degree.

(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shockedcandy614
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?

MikeRoweWave

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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What’s a spider’s favourite brand of cooker (oven)?

A Weber.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?

A baker's doesn't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KinG-Mu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?

I’m bready.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BinBender
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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What temperature do you set a toy oven?

Faux hundred degrees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emjay144
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2020
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Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees

But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeeptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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Fresh off the oven
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready

They needed another ten minutes

My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"

I responded with...

"It's already dead"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thejintymyster
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2020
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Smoking weed in an oven...

Is a good way to get baked

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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Check out my new dutch oven!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2020
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I just put some meat in the oven.

It’s bacon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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Oven fired pizza.....

How’s pizza going to get a job now?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TB_II
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day

it was electricfrying

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hiedler420blaze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2019
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How did the pizza escape the oven?

The dough!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/googalot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2018
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2017
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There were 2 muffins in the oven

First muffin: man it’s hot in here

Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!

Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jditty24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2017
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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lieslieslieslieslies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2018
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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Two muffins are baking in an oven

One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"

The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bach2theFuchsia53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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Two muffins in an oven.

There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here". The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Korleonis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees”

Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2018
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bike619
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2019
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There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.

One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, β€œGeez, it’s getting awful hot in here!” The other Muffin says, β€œHoly Crap!!! A talking muffin!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
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