The recipe said, βset the oven to 180 degreesβ......
but now i canβt open the door because it faces the wall.
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
Kylie the oven
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
Oven fired clay?
How is pottery supposed to get a job now?
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
Someone stole my oven
I'm quite deranged over it
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
Two muffins are baking in the oven...
The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"
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οΈ Oct 17 2020
Two muffins were in an oven...
One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."
The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
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οΈ Nov 16 2020
What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
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οΈ Sep 07 2020
I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.
At least to a certain degree.
(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)
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οΈ Aug 17 2020
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
Whatβs a spiderβs favourite brand of cooker (oven)?
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
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οΈ Apr 10 2020
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"
The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"
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οΈ Jun 10 2020
Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
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οΈ May 01 2020
Fresh off the oven
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready
They needed another ten minutes
My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"
I responded with...
"It's already dead"
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οΈ May 15 2020
Smoking weed in an oven...
Is a good way to get baked
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οΈ Apr 12 2020
Check out my new dutch oven!
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οΈ Feb 17 2020
I just put some meat in the oven.
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οΈ Feb 06 2020
Oven fired pizza.....
Howβs pizza going to get a job now?
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οΈ Dec 20 2019
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
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οΈ Nov 07 2019
How did the pizza escape the oven?
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οΈ Oct 21 2019
A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator
But on average the temperature was just fine
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οΈ Jun 14 2019
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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οΈ Oct 16 2018
A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
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οΈ Sep 17 2017
There were 2 muffins in the oven
First muffin: man itβs hot in here
Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!
Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format
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οΈ Jul 26 2019
Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven
https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu
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οΈ Mar 20 2017
Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...
...because everyone has clogs.
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οΈ Oct 05 2018
The recipe said, βSet the oven to 180 degrees.β
Now I canβt open it, as the door faces the wall.
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
Two muffins are baking in an oven
One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"
The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
The recipe said, βSet the oven to 180 degrees.β
Now I canβt open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
ποΈ 8k
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οΈ Aug 11 2019
The recipe said, βSet the oven to 180 degrees.β
Now I canβt open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
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οΈ Nov 29 2019
Two muffins in an oven.
There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here".
The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
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οΈ Feb 20 2020
The recipe said, βSet the oven to 180 degreesβ
Now I canβt open it because the door faces the wall.
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οΈ Oct 25 2018
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
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οΈ Apr 12 2019
There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.
One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, βGeez, itβs getting awful hot in here!β
The other Muffin says, βHoly Crap!!! A talking muffin!β
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οΈ Jan 23 2019
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